I fear oblivion.

The fault in my blog

25 Aug

camwichcabello:

it didnt work so well for me

(Source: laurengaybello)

25 Aug

shethicc:

i never see pictures of katy perry on my dash and i just wanna thank yall

(Source: nonproblematic)

25 Aug

Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

25 Aug

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

25 Aug

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

25 Aug

redpancla:

did dr. dre even attend medical school?

(Source: nerdjpg)

25 Aug
24 Aug

frlcker:

I want to kiss you but I also want to light you on fire at the same time

(Source: studip)

24 Aug

drinkinq:

do you ever just stare at your homework and cry

24 Aug

At the groceries store

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

24 Aug

koalatea:

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

24 Aug

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania)

24 Aug

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

24 Aug

teen:

i wanna meet the male version of me 

24 Aug

justicecaravan:

you know when you follow someone and they follow you right back or the other way around and you always like eachothers posts and you can tell that they’re a great person even though you never spoke to them what a beautiful nonexistent friendship 

(Source: firstfield)