I fear oblivion.

The fault in my blog

25 Aug


it didnt work so well for me

(Source: laurengaybello)

25 Aug


i never see pictures of katy perry on my dash and i just wanna thank yall

(Source: nonproblematic)

25 Aug

Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?


Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

25 Aug


when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

25 Aug


>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

25 Aug


did dr. dre even attend medical school?

(Source: nerdjpg)

25 Aug
24 Aug


I want to kiss you but I also want to light you on fire at the same time

(Source: studip)

24 Aug


do you ever just stare at your homework and cry

24 Aug

At the groceries store


Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

24 Aug


i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

24 Aug


one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania)

24 Aug


i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

24 Aug


i wanna meet the male version of me 

24 Aug


you know when you follow someone and they follow you right back or the other way around and you always like eachothers posts and you can tell that they’re a great person even though you never spoke to them what a beautiful nonexistent friendship 

(Source: firstfield)